If you can honestly say "yes" to one or more of the
following questions,
then you may be fit to join the elite ranks of superhero-dom:
1. Do you have a sidekick?
2. Does your sidekick fear physical contact and/or dangerous situations?
3. Do people constantly ask you why you are wearing your pajamas?
4. And do you seriously answer them. "What pajamas?"
5. Do you have a secret headquarters?
6. Do you have your own giant call signal that can be flashed on
conveniently passing clouds?
7. Have you ever met Leonardo DaVinci?
8. Can you withstand amounts of pain that are unbearable for any normal human being?
9. Are you seven feet tall?
10. Do you use crazy metaphors and analogies?
11. Do you not make any stable form of income whatsoever?
12. If so, do you sponge off of your friend for food and shelter?
